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Post by bill909 on Jan 5, 2008 9:56:04 GMT -5
This movie has more bullets fired than words of dialouge. It makes me happy. Also, one actor in the credits is listed as "guy stabbed in the eye". It was great in the sense that the plot only covered 5 minutes of the movie. The rest was simply Clive Owen blasting people and eating carrots while doing so. If his character has a power in superheroes it would be "kill anybody with anything" Rank: "oh god he stabbed me with a carrot in my friggin eye!" I was just glad it didn't try to hide behind an engaging plot. The title is the movie. I'd recommend watching this just to watch jeremy and manrilla spaz out as Owen kills people with guns in ways that are not natural. That is all. I hope this review brightens your day.
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Post by bill909 on Jan 5, 2008 10:01:28 GMT -5
Also, the baby is made of admantium wrapped in kevlar and a sock. seriously, It's indestructible and appears to be equipped with intertial dampeners and comedic timing.
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Post by bill909 on Jan 5, 2008 10:03:24 GMT -5
and it's idea of a lullaby is death metal and gun discharges.
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Post by Moose Jockey on Jan 7, 2008 15:16:34 GMT -5
Steve i love you for that
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Post by Captain Monkeypants on Jan 7, 2008 15:43:49 GMT -5
i saw that movie a few days ago....best movie ever. It doesnt brag about an amazing plot or premise, no no, just guns and death. Thank you for bringing up a classic. This movie now rests atop my platform of greatness.
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